Winter survival advice

Now that fishing season is over and we will be spending more time in the house than we care to I feel it is important to pass on some winter survival advice that just might keep you out of trouble with the warden.

Since you will be spending more time in the house and eating for no other reason than you are bored it might be a good idea to clean up the evidence which runs from the kitchen to your favorite recliner. It is almost impossible to convince your wife that you didn't eat her chocolate covered Oreos when the trail of Oreo crumbs leading to your chair are an identical match to those on your shirt. The lesson here is to eat all the Oreos if you want but clean up after yourself and get rid of the evidence. The warden will be thankful for the help in the house and you can blame the missing Oreos on a daytime intruder.