The R word

It started raining around 8 P.M last night and has been raining since. Wait, I haven't got to the good part yet! Here goes. The Skunk has come back up three feet, give or take an inch or two. I don't believe the river will ever get a chance to settle down. Does anybody know where a guy can find a good checker board? Seriously!

UPDATE: WE'RE ABOVE FLOOD STAGE, AGAIN!